Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Government CAN



Sung to the tune of Candy Man from Tim Hawkins....ENJOY!!




Hey everybody, gather round!
I'm here to give you anything you like.
Want free college? Energy? Mortgages?
Whatever you like! You have come to the right place.
Why? I'll tell you why!

Who can take your money,
With a twinkle in their eye?
Take it all away and give it to some other guy?
The Government... (The Government...)
Oh, the Government can

And who can tax the sunrise?
Who can tax the trees?
Let you run a business and collect up all the fees?
The Government... (The Government...)
Oh, the Government can.
The Government can because they mix it
up with lies and make it all taste good.

The Government takes, everything we make,
To pay for all of their "solutions".
Healthcare, climate change, pollution...
Throw away the Constitution.

Who can give a bailout?
Tell us to behave?
Make the founding fathers roll over in their grave?
The Government... (The Government...)
Oh, the Government can.
The Government can because they mix it
up with lies and make it all taste good.

The Government takes, everything we make,
They're power hungry and malicious.
Their economics are ficticious.
Soon we'll have to eat our dishes...
Delicious!

Oh, who can be a failure,
In so many ways?
Instead of getting fired, HEY, we'll give ourselves a raise!
The Government... (The Government...)
And the Government can because they mix it
up with lies and make it all taste good...

And your Uncle Sam can because he mixes it
with lies and makes it all taste good...

And I feel so good because the Government says I should!

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